Thursday, September 10, 2009

9 words women use~

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes

if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be

on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here

and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.

DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


hehe..it is true girls??

8 comments:

PurPlez said...

toi toi toi
hehe

Raiza_Tomoko said...

ang pk sindri ka bnd2 ni?
mmg btoi la..
hehe..
tabik r..

peLangi said...

tipikal women do...
isn't it?

iPai said...

yeah .. based on my research, I seconded this info ... accept for d thanx ... hehehe ...

woo ... women, really complicated .. sigh ..

peLangi said...

@ ipai..
yeah, quite complicated in certain way..
n men too can be complicated in their way..
n...the conclusion..
humans being are complicated, it juz you to think how to make the things simpler.. =)

u too..complicated what? hehehe

YAN^S said...

aku nak repost aku nak repost
menarik2

iPai said...

me ?? hey .. im not dat complicated ... my surrounding makes me complicated (dan2 je slahkan menda lain)

peLangi said...

@ YAN^Z

sile2...d alu2 kan..menarik kan??

@ ipai

really? are u sure? hem..dunnoe. u noe urself better~