Thursday, September 10, 2009

9 words women use~

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes

if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be

on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here

and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.

DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. is true girls??


PurPlez said...

toi toi toi

Raiza_Tomoko said...

ang pk sindri ka bnd2 ni?
mmg btoi la..
tabik r..

peLangi said...

tipikal women do...
isn't it?

iPai said...

yeah .. based on my research, I seconded this info ... accept for d thanx ... hehehe ...

woo ... women, really complicated .. sigh ..

peLangi said...

@ ipai..
yeah, quite complicated in certain way..
n men too can be complicated in their way..
n...the conclusion..
humans being are complicated, it juz you to think how to make the things simpler.. =)

u too..complicated what? hehehe

YAN^S said...

aku nak repost aku nak repost

iPai said...

me ?? hey .. im not dat complicated ... my surrounding makes me complicated (dan2 je slahkan menda lain)

peLangi said...


sile2...d alu2 kan..menarik kan??

@ ipai

really? are u sure? hem..dunnoe. u noe urself better~