Tuesday, August 18, 2009

hehehehe~

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

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Why computers are like men:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Why computers are like women:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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3 comments:

YAN^S said...

hahahaha aku suka point ke 4 utk women sebab mmg betul kakakakakaka
utk men point ke 4 mcm siut

.......... said...

heee...x leh cri org kuat comp laa... bleh dpt syntax error slalue oor!!!

peLangi said...

@ YAN^Z
haha~ tp betol wat point ke-4 ntok men tuh..haha.keji2..
yg ntuk women tuh, xsemua kot..

@ .....
kalo asek dapat syntax error jeh, force to shut down laa..open program len la...bnyk prob saja..campakkan ke tepi..~